Monday, October 03, 2005
okok here's my story i promised to post earlier on. ENJOY. warning: this story contains explicit content. people with weak hearts, please back off. here goes..
one day, bobo went to find his friend, ambalangkan. on his way, there was a stampede and the 6 metre tall elephant trampled on bobo's toes. bobo's toes were flattened and ambalangkan took his toe to his mouth and started to blow. Meanwhile, an orang utan eyed hungrily at bobo's nipple. orang utan caressed his hairy chest and did a somer-sault. ambalangkan covered his eyes with with plasters and started to make a din and big fuss because he was angry that someone turned out the lights. bobo fmed and tore the plaster off, removing ambalangkan's eyebrows in the painful process. bobo then gently used cow dung to 'paint' it. giving ambalangkan a mud pack in the process. ambalangkan felt his stomach calling and he tasted some dung. ambalangkan felt so angry because it's bobo's fault for removing his eyebrows. and now that his eyebrows look like thick brown 发菜, he couldn't let anyone see him, as he looks uglier than the clown from Quidam. ambalangkan stamped his feet like thunder and made weird growling noises. ambalangkan started licking the dung off. soon, it was time to wash off the mud pack. Due to his licking, some parts of ambalangkan's face was white while the others were black. the dairy cow took ambalangkan as one of them and mated him. ambalangkan felt so violated and he started stripping off his red undergarment and running around. 'my eyes!' screamed bobo. then bobo tripped over his flipper-like toes and bashed his head on the road. bobo felt headache and he went to 7-11 to find panadol. a 风水 man saw ambalangkan's underwear was red with a golden overturned '福' on top and he liked the underwear alot. he secretly pulled it off ambalangkan and stuffed it into his bag. bobo went to 7-11 and saw a 美女 in the shop. TAA-DAA! his headache was gone as soon as he settled down to talk to the 美女. before he could talk,ambalangkan came along. he wanted to show bobo his underwear but he didn't know what the 风水 man did. the 美女's eyes popped out and flew to paris. the eye-less 美女 made a big fuss also because she was angry that someone turned off the lights. bobo took 2 gobstoppers and pushed them into the 美女's sockets. 美女 started to lick her 'eyeballs'.ambalangkan went onto the street to how off his 'underwear'. soon, more eyeballs flew to paris and got replaced my more gobstoppers. too many bogstoppers were in demand and more have to be imported from lilly monka factory. gobstoppers could be found everywhere on the streets. ambalangkan continued to give people free show. suddenly, he accidentally stepped onto a gobstopper and he started to shake his ass vigorously. all the AH Ma form the HDB estates thought that he was teaching aerobics. he followed him and their asses caused the seismic waves to be triggered. earthquake occured. bobo decided that ambalangkan nad enough attention. so he wore his tanktop and a shredded miniskirt and started pole dancing. the ah peks became interested and cheered on. the ah ma were all very furious and stripped down to compete with bobo for all the ah peks. however, this was a grave mistake. more seismic waves, bigger destruction. and soon, the ah mas were so fat that they were bouncing off to sentosa island. the ah mas are so fat that they can bounce on their asses, like some excercise ball. but some ah mas are skinny and they decided to sit on the fat ah mas in order to bounce around. bobo felt pleasured but ambalangkan wasn't happy. he tried to walk backwards towards bobo but he slipped when he walked, fell when he climbed, tumbled when he ran and got beaten when he cried. in the end, he saw ultra man and begged him to help. too bad, ultra man was busy having sex with his helmet so ambalangkan was left alone. poor ambalangkan. ambalangkan was so angry that he started having fits and epilepsy. he started to foam at his mouth. since ambalangkan was a genious at school, the students of top schools decided to take the foam from ambalangkan's mouth and cultivate and reproduce it so that they can sell it to the people of the world to make them cleverer. unfortunately, the foam refused to have sex and the reproduction experiment was a total failure. bobo dropped into a manhole and drank coke. ambalangkan got into a stampede and his toes got smashed and mashed by a 60 metre tall elephant. and the story goes on...
just did it at 9:51 PM