Tuesday, December 20, 2005
se was a close shave. but. i sucked. haven't touched my instrument for quite awhile. felt abit weird. luckily i didn't get PICKED on.
recently i've been so addicted to dir en grey fan fictions. especially yaoi ones with lots of lemon content. it's just so great imagining shinya making out with die or kaoru making out with toshiya. poor kyo often gets left out although sometimes he has crushes on kaoru or toshiya. there's this thing in many fan fictions that i realised. kyo likes to cut his wrists with his shaver when feeling depressed. how sad. *sniff*
here's one really FUNNY fan fiction. probably one of my favourites. it ended me up laughing until the stitches came.Cooking Lesson
In the kitchen, among the mess of pots and kettles, knives and scissors, cabbage and potatoes, were two bishonen dressed up in aprons.
Toshiya(in pink apron with yellow asterisk prints) : Gimme that soy sauce!
Shinya(in pastel green apron with pink tulip in front) : *passes bottle to Toshiya*
Unsuspectingly, Toshiya poured the contents of the bottle into his soy sauce chicken stew. When he realized the mistake, he had already emptied half the bottle.
Toshiya: *growls* Shinya! This is not soy sauce; this is vinegar 0_0 *throws bottle at Shinya*
Shinya ducks and the poor bottle went crashing against the cabinet. Toshiya stalked across the kitchen and grabbed the bottle of soy sauce.
Toshiya: Now, maybe if I put more of this, it'll hide the vinegar taste...*pours whole bottle in*
Shinya: *recovered from Toshiya's outburst* Hmm...sushi rice...*looks into recipe book which is stained with sauces of different colours* *cuts raw fish into strips*
Toshiya: *stirs stew with ladle and let it simmer* Ahhh *lips turn into dreamy smile* Kaoru-chan will have the best dinner of his life!! *eyes turn to hearts*
Shinya: -___- Totchi...*pokes Toshiya* your stew is over-boiling. *points to the black stew bubbling over and spilling on Toshiya's apron*
2 hours later...
Kyo, Kaoru, and Die is waiting for dinner in Shinya's house...
Die: hung...gry...*slumps bonelessly over couch*
Kaoru: I wonder what's taking them so long...
Toshiya's head peeked out from the kitchen:
Toshiya: Dinner's ready!!! ^^
Kaoru: *hurries to dinner table*
Kyo: =o= *yawn* hm? *blink...finds himself abandoned on the couch*
So Kaoru, Die and Kyo took their seats around the table...as Shinya and Toshiya balanced the dishes on their hands and placed them before them.
Kyo: Uh, what's this? *points at something on the plate* and this? *points at another*...
Die: *whaps Kyo on the head before turning to Shinya* this looks...great! ^___^ *eyes Shinya-in-apron*
Shinya: That's Toshiya's dishes...*goes into kitchen and comes out with a few plates* this is what I made!
Die: *gulps as he saw sashimi and salmon/tuna/etc sushi arranged haphazardly on the plate*
Toshiya: Let's eat! ^____^! *scoots nearer to Kaoru's chair* here, Kao-chan! Have some chicken! Ah, open your mouth! *holds piece of chicken in chopsticks*
Kaoru: *mouth open half a centimetre, eyes on the black colour chicken suspiciously...*
Kyo: *takes a bite out of a funny looking...thing and turns a sickly shade of green*
Shinya: Why don't you eat the food I made? Does it taste horrible? *shoves sushi + sashimi into Die's face*
Die: No...it's not that...I...^^;;;
Shinya: I know it! You think I can't make anything nice enough for you to eat! You just think I'm a useless klutz! #@#$# *starts bawling*
Die: Wah, Shin-chan! Please don't cry! Your food is delicious! *stuffs the raw fish into his mouth* See, I'm eating!
Shinya: *sniff* really? Then you should eat more! *sweeps all the sashimi into Die's mouth*
Kyo, seeing his two 'best friends' (Kaoru turning blue from soy sauce/vinegar chicken and Die gagging on sashimi), decides that it was time to...
Kyo: haha ^^;;;! I should not be a spotlight and disturb you lovebirds ne! Good night! *quickly runs out of Shinya's house*
Die & Kaoru: No!!!! *protests drowned down their throats*
Shinya &Toshiya: Ah? we made so much food...now Kyo's gone, you both must eat more!
Later that night...
Die: (in the bathroom, leaning over toilet bowl) augh! *pukes*
Shinya: (in the bedroom, sulking on the bed) you have such weak stomach!!!
Die: uh... *K.O* X___X
Toshiya: Are you feeling alright? You look kinda pale...*tears wobble in his big eyes*
Kaoru: huh? *still can taste soy sauce/vinegar chicken in his mouth even after brushing his teeth whole night* of course...why shouldn't I be alright..? -_-
Toshiya: that's great! I'm so hungry...didn't get to eat my own cooking! Shall I go make something for us to eat for supper?? ^o^
Kaoru: @_@ *faints*
=D that was so funny wasn't it?
se's on again tomorrow. and we all have to do taxy's funny dance. xD i'm supposed to think of some ridiculously funny ballet steps for one part. it's games day tomorrow ^^ i WILL be very tired. =
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